Sad Books

*today I read the Fault in Our Stars*

Every time I read a good, sad book I feel heavier, like I got a little closer to six feet under. And I know it’s true because we’re all dying with the passing of time, but it feels like it matters more at the end of a good, sad book.

Maybe I’m just now laden with words.

Maybe our lives are measured in the number of words we’re allotted, like spiders only have a certain amount of web they can use. But, I feel like if that’s the case, reading should give us more words, not less.

It may look like a mess, but that’s just what a studio/bedroom/gear-storage space is, and that’s just the way I like it.

It may look like a mess, but that’s just what a studio/bedroom/gear-storage space is, and that’s just the way I like it.

Omg so true.

Omg so true.

All of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s adopted babies are going to be like “Why am I not genetically related to you!?” when they grow up.


“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”- Tina Fey


She knows all! Now time to read her book, Bossypants


“Every girl is expected to have c
aucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey

She knows all! Now time to read her book, Bossypants

(via amerifek)

The Brad Pitt Promise

lightsaberwars:

I hereby promise in front of these witnesses that I will not get married until every adult has the right to, including the LGBTQ community. Why should I have the ability when they do not?
-Tessa B.

Respect one another

This is such a good combination! It’s a wild Friday night here in Virginia:) All I need is a hot drink! (is there something wrong with me for not saying hot date? …nah)

This is such a good combination! It’s a wild Friday night here in Virginia:) All I need is a hot drink! (is there something wrong with me for not saying hot date? …nah)

The perfect accompaniment to a good book.

The perfect accompaniment to a good book.

Hitchhikers guide?

(via ourfootstepsrun)

Spell out your name in my ask and i'll answer!

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU
“'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read,” Mark Twain once said. Here's a reading guide to lead you on your reading adventures, a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy of books, a guide for the Average American literate. Enjoy the reviews, the tunes, and the views - all together, with a cup of tea, it's the perfect setup for a good long read.

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